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Jared Lambert's avatar

My work here is done 😂

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Liz Zimmers's avatar

Aaagh! Shudder. Aaagh! I can’t say much more. I have to go stand in the shower.

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Andy Futuro's avatar

Truly horrible. Just pulled one of me the other day.

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Kimberly B🌴👻🌴's avatar

I hate you for this. I also appreciate this damn good writing.

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Jared Lambert's avatar

Thank you! I also hate me for this too 😂

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Andy Futuro's avatar

My eternal nightmare.

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Kevin de Chantal's avatar

Nice!! Love it! Good piece of work!

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Garen Marie's avatar

Uuuugggghhhh! Nasty. It's a testament to your immersive writing that I was able to finish this. Bugs make my skin crawl (thankfully they haven't made my skin scale - yet).

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Jared Lambert's avatar

Thank you. They make my skin crawl too!

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EJ Trask's avatar

fucking nightmare

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Jared Lambert's avatar

Funny you should say that. This is based on an actual nightmare.

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EJ Trask's avatar

I would never have been able to sleep again!!

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WS Ribelin's avatar

So gross! But in a good way. I hate ticks

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Jared Lambert's avatar

Good, god me too. They are the giver of all the heebies AND the jeebies

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Jared Lambert's avatar

Appreciate the read!

I’m using that plastic wrap idea on my next hike. Beats my current strategy of stopping every 3 feet for a tick check.

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